
By Claudia Pizzocri
South Africa is trying to make entry smoother for visitors and more predictable for skills and investment.
The department of home affairs has thrown real institutional weight behind digital reform, including an electronic travel authorisation (ETA) system intended to digitise tourist visas end-to-end. Yet, on the ground, the present reality is brutally analogue, and decision-making remains under pressure.
Poor decision-making, or mechanical rejections, transform specialised law firms into first responders to desperate queries by people who only discover the rules when it’s too late or don’t know what to make of the labyrinth of regulations cited in their rejection…
Adriaan Basson: Editor of News24, recognized for his investigative journalism and
commentary on political affairs.

Mad Kid
There was a postman who is always happy. in the other side there is harry who would just stares at the happy postman everyday and asks himself \”What\’s the secret of this man\”.
One day Harry decided to stop the postman and ask him why he\’s always smiling and happy, what he did.
the postman answered:\”Whenever I\’m handing a mail to a women I kisses her and I get more than just a kiss sometimes.\”
Harry liked the idea and went to a poste office and proposed for the job then he got it . In his first delivery Harry was so excited try the kissing thing out, and as he thought, there was a hot women in front of the first door, he went directly towared her and pasted her a kiss staight in the lips, in the middle of that her husband suddenly appeared in front him and asked:\”WTF ARE YOU DOING.\”
\”I\’m just delivering a \’kiss\’ was sent from China\” Harry answered in a sporadic tone.
\”Very nice, you came on time, I want to send a \’Fuck\’ with you to South Africa\” the husband responded while draging Harry into the house.
Versace-Cat
Droewors – dried sausage [droo-ah-vors] A term used to describe a dried sausage, very similar to biltong or the German bratwurst or mettwurst.