In 1994, the government changed, but the social structure remained the same. South Africa, the continent’s most industrialised country, is characterised by the juxtaposition of the ‘first world’ and ‘third world’ realities. 31 years into the democratic dispensation, the majority of the country – the natives – still suffer the effects of 47 years of legally sanctioned racism and segregation and hundreds of years of colonialism and imperialism.
South Africa is characterised by a very tense post-apartheid situation as citizens increasingly question the pace and substance of transformation. While the Constitution promises justice and equality, many have come to realise, through their…
Athletics: South African athletes have excelled in track and field events, with
notable figures like Oscar Pistorius and Wayde van Niekerk.
Dream Killer
A buddy in Cape Town saw some dude cat calling a coloured woman with that kst kst kst sound, so she turns around and says \”What? You got a puncture in your face or something??\”
Crash Override
So Van is in a bar in London with a Frenchman and an Italian. They are boasting of their sexual prowess.
The Frenchman says \”When I pleasure my mistress, I tickle her nipples with a feather, and she floats an inch above the bed in bliss\”.
The Italian, not to be outdone, says \”When I make love to my girlfriend, I lick amaretto liqueur from her navel. She floats a foot above the bed in delight\”.
Van says \”Ya, well, er… When I screw my wife, I wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards, and let me tell you man, she hits the fuckin\’ roof!\”