Earlier today, during a small ceremony, Speaker Daylin Mitchell presided over the swearing-in of Mr Peter de Villiers, representing GOOD, as the newest Member of the Western Cape Provincial Parliament.
Hon De Villiers, a former Springbok coach, has served as a councillor at the Drakenstein Local Municipality.


Landfill Max
So Van is in a bar in London with a Frenchman and an Italian. They are boasting of their sexual prowess.
The Frenchman says \”When I pleasure my mistress, I tickle her nipples with a feather, and she floats an inch above the bed in bliss\”.
The Italian, not to be outdone, says \”When I make love to my girlfriend, I lick amaretto liqueur from her navel. She floats a foot above the bed in delight\”.
Van says \”Ya, well, er… When I screw my wife, I wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards, and let me tell you man, she hits the fuckin\’ roof!\”
Beardrift
Fun South African Fact: The meandering 850km road through Cape Winelands is the world’s longest wine route.