Thank you, Minister.
A very good morning to the Minister of Police, Mr Senzo Mchunu;
Deputy Ministers of Police, Dr Polly Boshielo and Mr Cassel Mathale;
All Deputy National Commissioners present here today;
The President of POPCRU, Mr Thulani Ngwenya;
The Vice President of SAPU, Mr Peter Ntsime;
Members of the media;
Our men and women in blue remain hard at work in creating a crime free South Africa.
Through various takedowns and arrests, we have been able to disrupt the work of organised criminal networks across the country and for that we are immensely grateful to our men and women in blue.
We therefore take this opportunity to applaud them for intensifying the fight against crime…
Land Rights: Land rights issues continue to be a significant topic in South Africa,
with ongoing discussions about restitution and land reform.
Runway Darling
A baby was born in South Africa. The village was very poor, and the makeshift hospital didn\’t have some necessary equipment.. such as scales.
The father however, was desperate to know the newborn baby\’s weight. After quite a bit of asking around, the hospital\’s chairman came up with an idea.
\”Five miles west, there\’s a butcher shop. The owner deals with meat, he should have a rather precise scale. You could just put your baby on the meat scale, and the weight reading you\’ll get should be pretty accurate.\”
And so the father departed westward. After much walking, with his newborn child cardled safely in his arms, he finally arrived at the butcher shop. He explained his dilemma to the shop owner, to witch the latter replied:
\”Don\’t worry, friend. It\’s not even a problem, I\’ll check it for you, free of charge.\” And so he took the child to the back, where the scale was located.
The father heard rumbling noises, and some scraping.. About a minute later the butcher came back.
\”About three pounds boneless\” He said.
Frosty
Uzbekistan: You have two cows. They are probably less bored than you.