
By Lehlohonolo Lehana.
South Africa’s 4x100m relay team failed to make final at the World Athletics Championships after a disappointing solo time trial in challenging conditions in Tokyo on Sunday.
Olympics silver medalist had been impeded by the Italian team on Saturday and were given the chance to run a solo time trial, using the same four athletes in the same lane.
Their target was to match eighth-placed France’s time of 38.34 to proceed as a ninth team in the final, but they just missed out with 38.64. In keeping with the chaos surrounding the relays, the stadium clock did not initially stop when Akani Simbine crossed the line, adding even more tension, before the time eventually…
Business Day: A leading financial newspaper that provides insights into the South
African economy and business landscape.

Sprinkle Lovenuts
So Van is in a bar in London with a Frenchman and an Italian. They are boasting of their sexual prowess.
The Frenchman says \”When I pleasure my mistress, I tickle her nipples with a feather, and she floats an inch above the bed in bliss\”.
The Italian, not to be outdone, says \”When I make love to my girlfriend, I lick amaretto liqueur from her navel. She floats a foot above the bed in delight\”.
Van says \”Ya, well, er… When I screw my wife, I wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards, and let me tell you man, she hits the fuckin\’ roof!\”
Cardinal Rebel
Denmark: You have two cows. They have more rights than you.