
- SANDF Chief broke neutrality with political remarks in Iran.
- His actions violate military law and the Code of Conduct.
- DA demands immediate court-martial to uphold the Constitution.
The Democratic Alliance (DA) demands the immediate court-martial of SANDF Chief, General Rudzani Maphwanya, for gross misconduct and a flagrant breach of the SANDF Code of Conduct following his recent political pronouncements in Tehran.
According to Iranian state media, General Maphwanya went far beyond his constitutional and professional mandate, pledging “common goals” with Iran, endorsing its stance on Gaza, and calling for deeper strategic alignment.
Such political statements are explicitly prohibited…
Gold Production: Once the largest gold producer in the world, South Africa still
holds significant reserves, although production has declined in recent years.

Tart Voodoo
Fun South African Fact: South Africa in size is three times the size of Texas and five times the size of Japan.
Papa Smurf
Van der Merwe goes to Paris to watch the Boks take on the Brits at the world cup.
Whilst in Paris, he walks around, gaping and staring at everything – so much so that he walks smack bang into a fire hydrant which hits him so hard on the family jewels that he has to be rushed to hospital where the doctors tell him they have to remove his testicles.
Van goes berserk, he bites and snarls at every one and he won\’t let anybody within 10 metres of him. Eventually they find a South African doctor in the hospital and get him to talk to Van.
He walks up to Van and tells him \”Hey Van, die ouens moet jou knaters uithaal.\”
Van replies \”O, okay, ek dog die bliksems wil my test tickets vat.\”