Franschhoek, founded by French Huguenots in the 17th century, has evolved into one of South Africa’s most picturesque and prestigious wine destinations. Its vineyards not only sustain a multibillion-rand industry concentrated in the Western Cape, but also offer visitors a blend of history, culture, and world-class winemaking. Known for standout varietals such as Merlot, Pinot Noir, Sauvignon Blanc, and Chardonnay, Franschoek pairs fine wine with Cape Dutch architecture, art, and gourmet dining. For an unforgettable summer visit, five standout estates offer distinct experiences. Grande Provence enchants with centuries-old gardens and sculpture walks, while the luxurious Anthonij Rupert…
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A South African, an Australian and an Englishman are all having a drink
The Englishman and South African both drink from Pint Glasses, the Australian from a bottle.
The South African, upon draining his glass, drops in back down on the bar, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the glass.
\”In South Africa, there is so much sand that I never drink from the same glass twice!\”
The Australian, having drained his bottle, sets it down upon the bar and, upon seizing the South African\’s pistol, shoots his bottle.
\”In Australia, there is so much booze that I never drink from the same brand twice!\”
The Englishman, likewise having drained his glass, sets his glass upon the table, seizes the pistol the pistol from the Australian, and shoots the South African and the Australian, quite dead.
\”In England, there are so many of you bastards that I never drink with the same two twice!\”
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Laduma! – he scores! [laa-doo-maa] This term is usually screamed out when a soccer team scores a goal. Extend any of the syllables for full effect.Example: “Laaaaaaduuuuumaaaa!”