
A South African mountaineer answers a telemarketer mid-climb, and has us all in stitches. A little patience can go a long way, literally!
South Africa (03 August 2025) – Josh Crickmay, a mountaineer, filmmaker, adventurer, author and ranger, has South Africans giggling after sharing how his friend took a telemarketer’s call – mid-climb, on the side of a mountain.
In a video shared to Instagram on Wednesday, Crickmay had his followers in stitches after friend Chris Johnston answered the unexpected call with humour and a whole lot of grace. With over 12,000 likes and counting, the clip is equal parts relatable and ridiculous, because let’s face it, telemarketers really do have…
Truth and Reconciliation Commission: Established in 1995, this commission aimed
to help heal the country and address past human rights violations.

Flame Out
So Van is in a bar in London with a Frenchman and an Italian. They are boasting of their sexual prowess.
The Frenchman says \”When I pleasure my mistress, I tickle her nipples with a feather, and she floats an inch above the bed in bliss\”.
The Italian, not to be outdone, says \”When I make love to my girlfriend, I lick amaretto liqueur from her navel. She floats a foot above the bed in delight\”.
Van says \”Ya, well, er… When I screw my wife, I wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards, and let me tell you man, she hits the fuckin\’ roof!\”
Pluto
Bobotie – a spicy mince dish [buh-boor-tee] This delicious dish originated in Malay cooking and is made with spicy minced meat, baked in the oven with an egg custard topping. It is usually served with yellow rice and raisins.