
Gauteng, the South African province that’s home to Johannesburg and the capital Pretoria, is struggling to grow and its shift from manufacturing and mining to a services hub is deepening inequality.
That’s according to the provincial government, which said urgent action is needed to arrest the decline. In a 153-page development plan presented on Thursday, it stressed the need to create new industries, boost employment and improve crumbling infrastructure.
“If we can’t get Gauteng right, we can’t get South Africa right,” Gauteng Premier Panyaza Lesufi told an event in Johannesburg to launch the…
HIV/AIDS Epidemic: The country has one of the highest rates of HIV/AIDS in the
world, prompting extensive public health campaigns and treatment programs.

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Fun South African Fact: Bones found in South Africa help support the theory that modern humans originated in Africa.
Uluru Walker
So Van is in a bar in London with a Frenchman and an Italian. They are boasting of their sexual prowess.
The Frenchman says \”When I pleasure my mistress, I tickle her nipples with a feather, and she floats an inch above the bed in bliss\”.
The Italian, not to be outdone, says \”When I make love to my girlfriend, I lick amaretto liqueur from her navel. She floats a foot above the bed in delight\”.
Van says \”Ya, well, er… When I screw my wife, I wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards, and let me tell you man, she hits the fuckin\’ roof!\”