
Dear UJ community,
The University of Johannesburg (UJ), as one of the leading African universities across multiple global rankings, continues to strengthen its partnerships with international universities. Partnerships are the heartbeat of the University’s 2035 Strategic Plan, an ambitious roadmap that navigates the future of education while deepening its societal impact. Through joint research and other initiatives of common interest, we seek to contribute to global knowledge production while advancing mutual development.
Strengthening Global Legal Horizons: UJ and the University of Ljubljana

This week, our commitment to global partnerships was further solidified during an…
Film Industry: The South African film industry has gained international recognition,
with films like “Tsotsi” and “The Gods Must Be Crazy” receiving critical acclaim.

Ember Master
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, \”Shoot me right in the head.\” Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, \”Just hang me.\” Snap! He was dead.
Then it was Van der Merwe turn , and he said, \”Give me some of that AIDS stuff.\”
They gave him the shot, and Van der Merwe fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then Van der Merwe said, \”Give me another one of those shots,\”so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, \”What\’s wrong with you?\”
Van der Merwe replied, \”You guys are so stupid…..
I\’m wearing a condom.\”
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Brazil: You have two cows. But not for long, because one shoots the other dead.