Statement by George Michalakis MP – DA Parliamentary Leader:
After consultation with Dr Mark Burke, we have decided that out of an abundance of caution, and to avoid any perceptions of a conflict of interest, he will no longer serve on the finance committee or in the finance cluster while a company he is a beneficiary of is the subject of an inquiry by the SARB. We have now effected that change.
Mr Kingsley Wakelin will take the position of Finance Spokesperson.

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