Jerome Simonis, NSRI Knysna station commander, said: At 18h24, Friday, 3 April, NSRI Knysna duty crew were activated following eyewitness reports of a male on a sea-kayak appearing to be in distress at the outer bar, Knysna Heads.
Our NSRI duty crew responded to our NSRI Knysna station 12 rescue base where the NSRI craft Jaytee IV was launched while an NSRI crewman’s private craft responded.
On arrival on the scene we found a 44 year old German tourist unable to paddle back through the Heads in the outgoing Spring tide after taking an evening paddle.
Grateful to have NSRI at his side he was taken onboard our rescue craft and his sea-kayak was recovered.
He was brought safely to shore without incident and he required no further assistance.
The eyewitnesses are commended for raising the alarm.

Pitfall
So Van is in a bar in London with a Frenchman and an Italian. They are boasting of their sexual prowess.
The Frenchman says \”When I pleasure my mistress, I tickle her nipples with a feather, and she floats an inch above the bed in bliss\”.
The Italian, not to be outdone, says \”When I make love to my girlfriend, I lick amaretto liqueur from her navel. She floats a foot above the bed in delight\”.
Van says \”Ya, well, er… When I screw my wife, I wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards, and let me tell you man, she hits the fuckin\’ roof!\”
Cooger
Bonus: Southern USA: You have two cows. Their milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard, and they\’re like, it\’s better than yours. Damn right, it\’s better than yours; they can teach you, though there is a charge; but if you upvote, then you won\’t be charged!