There is currently no threat of South Africa running out of petrol or diesel, despite the ongoing conflict in the Middle East cutting off global oil and petroleum product supplies.
Last week, both the Department of Mineral and Petroleum Resources (DMPR) and the Fuels Industry Association (FIASA) confirmed this, noting that South Africa’s supplies are secure.
The department noted that it maintains contact with oil companies to ensure the stability and…
Cuisine: South African cuisine includes a mix of indigenous, Dutch, Indian, and
Malaysian influences, with popular dishes like bobotie, braai, and biltong.
Lucky Brandy
Van is hitch-hiking and he gets picked up by a larnie in a merc. After travelling awhile and making small talk, Van asks the larnie what the 3-pointed star on the bonnet is for. The larnie decides to have some fun with Van.
\”Oh, that\’s the sights, you know, for aiming. When I see someone on the side of the road and I want to run him over, I just line him up in the sights.\”
Mercury Reborn
A Priest was seated next to Van Der Merwe on a flight to Brakpan.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
Van Der Merwe asked for a Rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust \”I\’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.\”
Van Der Merwe then handed his drink back to the attendant and said \”Me too, I didn\’t know we had a choice.\”