The Financial Sector Conduct Authority (FSCA) urges the public to exercise caution when dealing with Fast Track Global Trade, a website that claims to offer investment opportunities.
The FSCA has received reports that Fast Track Global Trade is soliciting funds from members of the public through its website: https://fasttrackglobaltrade.com. The platform promotes various investment plans and promises unrealistic daily returns of up to 98%. To process withdrawals, it charges a 15% service usage fee on the investor’s accumulated profits. The FSCA warns that any offer of excessively high returns should be treated with suspicion, as it is often a sign of fraudulent activity.
Although the FSCA does not comment on the specific business operations of Fast Track Global Trade, it confirms that the entity is not authorised under any financial sector law to provide financial services in South Africa. Operating without authorisation is a criminal offence. Despite efforts to make contact, the FSCA was unable to reach Fast Track Global Trade for comment.
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Fun South African Fact: South Africa is the only country in the world to build and then decide to dismantle the whole of its nuclear weapons program.
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Interview with a pirate:
There was a pirate who had agreed to do an interview with a local tv station. The reporter was very courteous and professional, giving a bit of background as to the pirate\’s business. She then began interviewing him.
\”So Mr. Longbeard, are there any risks to your business? I see you have a peg leg- how did that come about?\”
\”Well, y\’see I were sailing along the coast of South Africa, looking to plunder some locals when as I boarded the small boat from the ship, a great white shark came up and got my leg clean off. \’twas scary yes, but thus is the life of a pirate.\”
\”Wow, that is pretty scary- well, how about your hook? What happened to your hand with that?\”
\”Oh now that\’s quite the tale, y\’see I were fighting a rival pirate, and we had locked swords. We had been fighting for a few hours, and were both terribly fatigued. I had a bit of exhaustion and confusion, and when I went to block one of his sword blows, I met him with me hand instead of me sword. Took it right off, but it shocked him so much I managed to get him back pretty good and have him submit. So the hook hand was given as a replacement.\”
\”Wow. Simply fascinating. Now, what about your eye patch? How did that happen?\”
\”Well, one day, a seagull was flying overhead, and I looked up. It pooped right in me eye.\”
\”… Well wow. I must admit, I wouldn\’t think just seagull poop could damage the eye that badly.\”
\”Oh, I forgot to mention… it were me first day with the hook.\”