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Video: Tank Farm Opened in Gqeberha

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Despatch: Proximity to Port Elizabeth – The town is located approximately 30 kilometers from Port Elizabeth, making it a convenient location for commuters and
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  1. Braai – a barbecue [brr-rye] Also known as a barbecue where steak, lamb chops and of course ‘boerewors’ is cooked on a grid over wood and flames. Add some salads, rolls and ‘melktert’ for dessert and you are set for a traditional South African braai.

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    \’You\’d do that for me?\’

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    So the wedding day arrives, it was a lovely service (so I was told, I wasn\’t there myself) and Van\’s friend sneaks into the honeymoon suite as promised and hides behind the curtain.

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    Van gets back on the bed and they go at it again. But after a minute or so Van smells something not so lekker.

    \’What\’s that smell?\’

    \’Nothing babe,\’ he wife tries to assure him.

    \’No man there\’s definitely something not so lekker in this room!\’VSo Van starts looking around the room, in the corners, in the cupboard, and finally he looks under the bed, and sees the shoebox.

    He pull it out, and opens it up, and in horror he shouts \’Sies! Daar\’s kak in hierdie doos!\’

    And from behind the curtain his friend yells, \’NEE MAN, DRAAI HAAR OM!\”